I thought I was having a crappy week, but then I came home last night and found this:
When I saw Ruby cluelessly running around with shit on her face, I cracked up, felt a little bad for her, then cracked up some more. Oh, but she got me back! Don't you worry!
I got sidetracked with doing things around the house, so I forgot to wipe the poop from her brow. Later, I was sitting on the couch when Ruby popped her head up onto the cushion. Absentmindedly, I grabbed her face with both of my hands, leaned down and gave her a little smooch on top of her head. Because I always do that. But she's not always wearing a dried turd for a hat when I do this. Yes, with one kiss of the lips, that poo all but dissapeared. Fantastic.
I know Ruby had a bad day, but she didn't have to rub it off on me.
What a little shithead.
Happy Friday!!
Awww :( Evidently a bird swooped in and pooped right on the center of my poor, innocent puppy's head. Sad, but I will say the timing of that bird's poop is absolutely stupendous. Bullseye!
When I saw Ruby cluelessly running around with shit on her face, I cracked up, felt a little bad for her, then cracked up some more. Oh, but she got me back! Don't you worry!
I got sidetracked with doing things around the house, so I forgot to wipe the poop from her brow. Later, I was sitting on the couch when Ruby popped her head up onto the cushion. Absentmindedly, I grabbed her face with both of my hands, leaned down and gave her a little smooch on top of her head. Because I always do that. But she's not always wearing a dried turd for a hat when I do this. Yes, with one kiss of the lips, that poo all but dissapeared. Fantastic.
I know Ruby had a bad day, but she didn't have to rub it off on me.
What a little shithead.
Happy Friday!!
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